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What is your Opera Index?

0.0
You can't even sing along with the air-raid siren.
0.5
You think "pitch" is something you do to a baseball.
1.0
You can tell the difference between rest notes and Kanji.
1.5
You know that Albinoni isn't a sea mollusk.
2.0
You can't wait for Romeo and Juliet to take their story to its tragic and well deserved conclusion.
2.5
You actually bought a copy of K-tell's "Greatest Opera Hits"
3.0
Your parents love opera, you'll watch it only if it's on TV.
3.5
You've got tapes of complete operas hidden in your car.
4.0
You include quotes from operas in your Usenet postings.
4.5
You think Mario Lanza got a raw deal.
5.0
You have season tickets to the MET's Mostly Mozart Festival
5.5
You have a plaster bust of Verdi on your toy piano.
6.0
You've memorized the fake french dialogue in Die Fledermaus.
6.5
You cry every time Mimi hides her cough from Ruldolfo.
7.0
You'd watch Andrea Chenier again.
7.5
You actually like the Wagnarian style.
8.0
You actually believe in Turandot's beauty through her aria, despite visual evidence to the contrary.
8.5
You've got Wagner's Ring Cycle memorized...both versions.
9.0
You've developed a better filing system than Koechel's.
9.5
Kiri Te Kanawa thinks you're cute.
9.6
You think Dane Joan Sutherland is a sexy mama.
9.7
Pavarotti, Carrera and Domingo compete for your autograph.
10.0
Caruso does cameos at your seances.